Dear Mr.Laid Back & Unaffected, it’s been over a month now since we broke up and you probably still don’t know it happened. I hope you find a pulse one day.
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I wish you the best of luck with your new girlfriend. Ah, who am I kidding? I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
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You see this door? Past this door just flew the single fuck I ever gave about you, all because you told me you don’t like Dance Gavin Dance.
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Thank you for being such a complete douche that the only thought I can muster up when I see you is, “phew, dodged that bullet.”
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I used to think you took my breath away……… Then I just realized I was just suffocated in bullshit.
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I won’t go out with you, but I will add you to my Pinterest board, “Boys I will never date.”
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Drink at least 2 L of water each day for 7 days and you will notice a change in just a week. You’ll be tighter and there will be more muscle definition. But you MUST FOLLOW this plan. No snacking allowed. Avoid salty foods, high sugar condiments, and workout 5-6x that week for maximal results. 1 hr POP Pilates, POP Cardio, or POP HIITS/PLYOs will do it.
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Don’t wait til Monday. Do it today. Now tell me…WHO’S INNNNN!?!?!??
